Oxymoron - Survival Cheese

This Cheese Edition (limited edition "Sharp Cheddar" stamp). Released in time to be that extra strange holiday gift that will give disc golfers something to laugh at and something to throw around.

Speed 7 / Glide 1 / Lift 3 / Turn -2 / Fade 2

** Stamp Color varies

⚠️ Doomsday Disclaimer: The Oxymoron is a square, non-PDGA-approved disc released into the world purely for the curiosity of watching a square fly. While it’s made to be thrown, it may behave unpredictably in flight due to its unique shape.

By purchasing this product, you acknowledge that it is a novelty disc and that you accept all responsibility for its use. Doomsday Discs is not liable for any injury, property damage, confusion, or existential reflection that may result from throwing it.

This disc is not designed for sanctioned play, serious competition, or situations requiring predictable outcomes. If you choose to throw it, please do so responsibly, away from people, pets, or fragile realities.